You call that a relationship?

You guys don't do anything but fight.

Every time I meet up with you separately, you're on the phone with your boyfriend and he's nagging your ear off while you have somehow managed to place the phone somewhere completely out of earshot.

You complain about each other.

You wish you had freedom.

You come to me for what he can't give you.

Really?  And your excuse is "The love is there, somewhere."

I'm sorry, but don't pull that bullshit with me.  You hate sleeping with your boyfriend because he has the libido of a rock and does nothing but complain about the heat in your house when it falls below 70 degrees.  You tell me how much better I am than him.  You confide in me because I am more understanding.  You and I have never gotten into a fight and every moment we spend together is worthwhile.

So why am I still the one that is left by the roadside, single and alone?  I hear people say, "We're just really good friends.  I don't want to mess that up by changing the relationship."  MESS WHAT UP?!  Wouldn't you rather be in a relationship with a really good, understanding, cute friend who knows how to satisfy you over a boring, nagging, selfish guy that you dove into things with before thinking anything through?  I know I would!  I don't see anything wrong with being in a relationship with your best friend, in fact I think it might be more beneficial.

Even if you don't come around, I'm going to let you know these things:

I will always be here for you, no matter what.
I love you and I know you love me, because somehow when it's you and I we have no problem saying the "L" word.
Though I will be here for you, that doesn't mean I'll wait around.
Someday, you'll see what you missed out on.

And if you're the boyfriend in this situation reading this blog, don't hate me.  I didn't do anything wrong.  I'm simply picking up on the slack that you leave behind.  Maybe you should have a talk with your partner about monogamy.  Even so...

You're a lot luckier than you think.