Hiccup!

I seethe you Mister Hiccup!
My goal in life is to defeat you.
You hurt me.
This is not nice.
I hope you realize the pain you cause.
You are unruly.
This must change.
You are a mean girl!
I hate you!
You shall not pass!
You are going to be my demise Mister Hiccup!
I must not be defeated by the likes of you.
Alright...you are a worthy adversary.
You are an opponent I cannot best!
THIS IS NO GOOD!
I shall fight fire with fire!
DAMN!
I don't know how you work in the first place!
How do I defeat something I don't understand?
You suck!
You are still here!
My friend, you have outstayed your welcome.
Please leave.
You have reached your word quota for the evening.
...I loathe you...
Fine!
If I cannot beat you, I shall embrace you!
...I hate you.